My dear players of Zodiac, gather 'round as we pay our respects to the fallen hero of Zodiac Craft, BadPrevail. Today, we mourn the loss of a dear friend and server manager. BadPrevail, the panda whisperer, has tragically fallen at the hands of his beloved creature, Snuffles.

Yes, you heard that right. The very panda that Bad spent his days feeding and cuddling, the one he affectionately referred to as "my little bamboo munchkin," was the one who ultimately took him down.

Disclaimer: There were no actual pandas or server managers harmed. This is a joke.

Bad was known for his love of pandas, and his passion was contagious. He would often be found talking to his furry friends, cooing and whispering sweet nothings in their ears. Little did he know, those sweet nothings were directions for sneaking up on him and stealing his snacks.

Snuffles, the bamboo bandit, may have taken Bad from us, but his legacy will live on. He will always be remembered for his love of the game and panda smut. Bad's passing has left a bamboo-shaped hole in our hearts, but we will carry on, knowing that he is now in a better place, surrounded by an endless supply of bamboo snacks.

Rest in peace, BadPrevail. You will be forever missed but never forgotten. May the bamboo be with you.