Wanted: BadPrevail, Minecraft Fugitive on the Run!

Attention all citizens of the Zodiac Craft Minecraft server: be on the lookout for the notorious BadPrevail, who has been spotted causing chaos and destruction on our peaceful server.

According to witnesses, BadPrevail was last seen killing the server and brutally beating innocent server room llamas before flowerpiig could even check the console and interrogate the llamas. These llamas are not just cute and fluffy creatures but also vital members of our server team, working tirelessly to keep the server up and running. In a panicked state, BadPrevail then set the llamas free, sending flowerpiig into a deep rage. She was seen running around trying to catch the freed llamas and cursing like a sailor.

BadPrevail is now trying to cover his tracks by protesting his innocence and proclaiming that he turned the llamas free in protest of animal slavery, but we all know the truth.

But fear not, citizens! Our hero, FatherJasper, came to the rescue. He procured new server llamas from the lovely Ms Linda, dug out the spare shrink ray from storage, shrunk the new llamas, and herded all the llamas into the holding cell...err, I mean, the server room. Once again, order has been restored to our server, and flowerpiig is back to her lovely, cheerful self.

If you are able to track down BadPrevail (hint: he's somewhere in spawn), you can collect your bounty by taking his bounty papers to Nova, the bounty hunter, who can be found at the Taurus Bar at spawn. Not only will you be rewarded with some cold hard server cash, but you will also be hailed as a hero for bringing this criminal to justice.

Let's work together to keep our server safe and secure. And remember, friends: llamas are not punching bags! Also remember that animal slavery is not cool! Let's keep the server clean, and free of such practices! Let's appreciate our little llama coworkers and give them the respect they deserve.

And let's not forget to give a shoutout to Masamineru, our friendly customer service agent, who put FatherJasper in contact with Ms Linda. Without her, we may still be llama-less and flowerpiig would still be cursing like a sailor. Thanks, Masamineru! Keep up the good work, and maybe next time, try not to put FatherJasper on hold for 45 minutes while you go get a drink.

- Sunni