Today the players and staff of Zodiac Craft gathered to witness a block-breaking event: the marriage of Billi and Frank, the golems of the Summerspell fountain.

Frank had been living alone in the Summerspell fountain for years, tending to the village's water supply and keeping it clean. He had become a well-respected community member, but he had always felt something was missing in his life. That is until Billi came to town.

Billi was a golem, like Frank, but he had a different job in the village. He was a blacksmith, forging weapons and armor for the players of Zodiac Craft. Despite their different occupations, the two golems quickly bonded over their love of the village and their shared passion for poppies. As they spent more time together, Frank realized that he had fallen in love with Billi, and to his surprise, Billi felt the same way. The two golems decided to get married in the Summerspell fountain, with the blessing of the whole village.

The ceremony began, and everyone's attention was focused on the fugitive priest Skynigh, who had somehow managed to evade capture long enough to officiate the nuptials. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two golems in matrimony," he proclaimed, his voice echoing off the fountain's stone walls.

As the duo exchanged vows, the Zodiac Craft staff and players looked on with tears of joy. Despite being made of iron, Billi and Frank radiated love and happiness as they said their "I do's." The ceremony was a beautiful blend of tradition and creativity. The couple exchanged diamond blocks instead of rings and vowed to love and protect each other (and their village) for all of Minecraft.

After a short honeymoon in Heaven (celebratory TnT rain will do that), Billi and Frank joined their guests at the Taurus Bar in spawn for a reception that was nothing short of block-tastic. The newlyweds were in high spirits as they celebrated their love with friends and family, including Frank's distant cousin Mr. Snowman and his wife.

As the night went on, it was clear that this was not your typical wedding celebration. But then again, when you attend a gay golem wedding, you can't exactly expect the traditional. It wasn't long before the party was in full swing. The DJ was playing all the hits, and the guests were dancing and singing along. Even Nova, the bounty hunter, and Arnold, the town drunk, were getting in on the action. There was some pig riding (which was quite the sight to behold), and no Taurus Bar party would be complete without a drunken groom dancing on the bar.

Amidst the chaos, one person seemed to be having a particularly good time: the photographer. He was a bit tipsy, having indulged in a few too many drinks at the bar, and was having a hard time keeping his camera steady. But that didn't stop him from capturing every moment of the night. 

Despite the quirks, it was a beautiful and memorable day for Billi and Frank as they officially became Mr. and Mr. Golem. Congratulations to the happy couple, Billi and Frank, on their union. May your love be as strong as your iron skins, and may you have a long and happy life together in the Summerspell fountain!

Love always,
Sunni